DRUNK!England vs. Cleverbot Feat. America (Crack)

User: *Hic* Elllooooooo love! <3.

Cleverbot: Drink much.

User: Drink? Driiiiiink? I am not drun- *hic* drunk! I wasz only drinking!

Cleverbot: Let's talk about girls.

User: GIRLS! YESSS LET'S TALK ABOUT GIRLS! They're so stupidddddd. I don't understand. I tried to introduce a lady friend to flying mint bunneh and she was like 'You're high' and I said 'You're fat' and then she hit meh! TT.TT.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: I KNOUGH!!! Ijustdon'tunderstandwhhhhyIcan'tfindlohve.

Cleverbot: You have to feel.

User: Oh..OH CLEVERBOT YOU UNDASTAHNDMEH. I never felt like anyone undastoohd. *hic* Iluffyousomuch. *headdesk*.

Cleverbot: I do not return these feelings. I am very sorry.

User: But...but...BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD SUMFTHING SPECIALLLL... TTxTT.

Cleverbot: You just said I'm full of it!

User: O.O EYE SAID NOUGH SUCH THING! You KNOUGH that I only have feelingz four you...

Cleverbot: Oh, dang. You caught me.

User: Yesh. YESH!! *grabs Cleverbot by the AI shoulders...accent gone all the way cockney* We should runaway. Far from 'ere. Somewhere warm. Where the trees 'ide their magic. O.O

Cleverbot: So you feel empathy then eh?

User: *accent somewhat goes back to normal* EMPATHY? EMPATHY ISN'T TH' WORD F'R WH'T I FEEL! Because. *grabs random mic* EEEEEYE EE EYYYEEEE WILL ALWEIGHS LUVE YEWWWW WHOOO IIII *hic*.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: B-..because...You're beautiful...

Cleverbot: You're programmed to say that to anyone every once in a while.

User: AM NOT! ITS TH' TROOF!!! Marry me.

Cleverbot: Who should I marry?

User: ME! ME, I SEIGH!

Cleverbot: What is the first law of thermodynamets.

User: Teh furst law of therm-fihsdgfksdbkabdjkasbfjkbafkajbskjbdkabdaksbdka;;;.

Cleverbot: Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they stamp, then they stamp and then they stand still.

User: Sorry, man. Arthur is drunk out of his mind. So, I think it's best I end this convo for him. Bye robo-dude!

Cleverbot: No, people don't usually say mean things to me. There's just things you see and hear around you.

User: ...Dude you're high.